ChiComs to Citizens: You Won’t Waddle Like Penguins After COVID Swab
RUSH: it was on Friday that we shared with you the new COVID-19 testing technique that had been employed by the ChiComs, and the ChiCom technique involves anal swabbing.
Los Angeles Opens Up, Bans TVs in Bars
RUSH: Why show up at a bar to watch the Super Bowl, folks? You can't.
VP Kommie: Fired Coal Miners Can Work “Reclaiming Abandoned Land Mines”
RUSH: So you people working in the coal mines are now gonna be sent somewhere to disarm "abandoned land mines." That's the great future you have!
#BidenLied: Twitter Wants to Know What Happened to the $2,000 Check
RUSH: Biden promised everybody they were gonna get $2,000 checks as soon as he was sworn in. That was gonna be his COVID policy. And, of course, there have not been any $2,000 checks.
Lincoln Project Founder Exposed as Deplorable Sexual Predator
RUSH: John Weaver has just been excommunicated from the Never Trumpers because of his "predatory and deplorable" behavior towards young men.
Why Are They So Afraid of Donald Trump Rising from the Ashes?
RUSH: There's two different things going on if we go by the headlines. First up is a story about the Illinois Republican congressman. His name is Adam Kinzinger.
Listener Says Rush Epitomizes One of Her Dad’s Favorite Sayings
CALLER: I just wanted to tell you about my dad and what my dad used to say about people.
NASA’s Mars Perseverance Rover to Attempt Dangerous Landing
RUSH: There’s something coming up that literally amazes me, and it’s a thing that just boggles my mind, that we as human beings have the power to do this.
Capitol Rioter Planted Pipe Bombs the Night Before Trump’s Speech Incited Him
RUSH: Did Trump give a speech the night before the Capitol protest suggesting that people plant pipe bombs?
Rush 24/7 Stack of Stuff
RUSH: The Stack of Stuff is updated in real time with specific things I got to, and also any things I intended to get to but didn’t have time: The Holdover Stack. If I don’t talk about it, you don’t need to know about it.