RUSH: Thanksgiving will be here before you know it. And if California Governor Gavin Newsom gets his way, it will be a Thanksgiving that you, your family, and your friends will never, ever forget.

Governor Newsom and the California Department of Public Health have issued new regulations that will determine how citizens are permitted to celebrate the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday.

Every single Thanksgiving gathering held in California must include no more than three households. That’s because Governor Newsom and his state health bureaucrats have determined that if people from more than three different households gather, the increased chances of transmitting COVID are too high to risk.

California residents must also hear, learn, and obey the following: Governor Newsom says his subjects must wear masks in the house, before and after they eat. And residents should avoid singing, chanting, and shouting.

So, you have to show up with a mask, you have to leave it on until you eat. Then, after you eat, you have to put it back on and shut your piehole until the Thanksgiving celebration is over by order of The Great Governor Gavin Maximus Caesar Newsom, the one true ruler of California and all of its provinces.

So Hail Newsom! All of you California subjects need to bow down and be thankful that Newsom the Generous and Magnificent has allowed Thanksgiving to happen at all.