Rush 24/7 Morning Update: Suspended Reality
RUSH: Young men flirting with scantily clad young women in this era? Darn right they should be suspended!
Obama Judge Blocks Trump Asylum Order
RUSH: Well, we predicted it. It was easy to predict. It wasn't any big deal, and it's actually come to pass.
Drive-Bys Cheer Swooning Stock Market
RUSH: They're happy the stock market's bottoming out! They are ecstatic. These people can't help themselves!
Dems Flipped Over Half of Orange County House Seats After Election Night
RUSH: We didn't see what was going on out there because everybody was focused on Florida, the recounts in Florida. But they played games out in Orange County.
Why Eastern Michigan University Canceled the Vagina Monologues
RUSH: If you're thinking it's morality based, you would be so dead wrong that it would be embarrassing.
Obama Says Trump Has “Mommy Issues”
RUSH: Barack Hussein Obama has decided to take the gloves off.
Ivanka Didn’t Come Close to Doing What Hillary Did!
RUSH: I'm not gonna talk about Ivanka Trump and her emails until somebody shows me that what she did got anywhere even close to what Hillary Clinton did.
Turn Off the Mainstream Media and Thank the Lord Rush Limbaugh’s On!
RUSH: There are a lot of people who have not heard this, and this is something that just came in over the transom. The Rush Hawkins Singers sent this in one day.
Bill Nye Puts the Kibosh on Millennials’ Mars Dreams
RUSH: Bill Nye the Science Guy is considered a hero among Millennial tech people. Now, Bill Nye… He's the scrawny little dude that wears bow ties.
Why Now? Why Are Liberals Reviewing the ’90s?
RUSH: Your host, Rush Limbaugh, surfing most days below the media radar. But that all changed over the weekend.
Chiefs-Rams Wasn’t My Greatest Game Ever
RUSH: I think there's a better one out there.
How Will America React When Ilhan Omar Wears the Hijab on the House Floor?
RUSH: A 181-year-old rule in the House of Representatives says no religious head wear may be worn. She's the one challenging that.
ALL CAPS Scares Snowflake Students
RUSH: Teachers at this journalism school have been instructed not to use all caps. It's too intimidating.
Rush 24/7 Stack of Stuff
RUSH: The Stack of Stuff is updated in real time with specific things I got to, and also any things I intended to get to but didn’t have time: The Holdover Stack. If I don’t talk about it, you don’t need to know about it.