RUSH: Look here, folks. NBC just broke the news that the Boy Scouts have decided to accept women — uh, girls. The Boy Scouts have decided to accept girl scouts. Silly me. I thought that’s what the Girl Scouts were for. What are the Girl Scouts gonna do now? Can boys join the Girl Scouts? (interruption) Well, obviously no. But girls can join the Boy Scouts. Why do you think that is? Answer… (interruption) What is it? It has nothing to do with equity.

That’s what they want you to think. It has nothing to do with equity. Again, it’s trying to buy peace. The women are on the warpath, and let’s head ’em off at the pass. Go ahead; let ’em in. That’s all it is. Plus, if you’re a 10- or 11-, 12-year-old Boy Scout, what could be better? The Girl Scouts now get to go with you on the camping trips.