Maybe Putin Has Brady’s Jersey
RUSH: Would that not be a hoot? Putin could give back the Brady jersey and the 33,000 Hillary emails.
Chris Christie: The Next “Next Rush Limbaugh”?
RUSH: How many is this, Mr. Snerdley? This is at least 10? It started with Governor Cuomo was gonna be the next Rush Limbaugh. Then Jim Hightower and Gary Hart, and all of Air America was supposed to become the next Rush Limbaugh. There's only one anyway, and there will always only be one.
Don’t Let the Left Talk You Out of What You Know
RUSH: I'm here to keep everybody properly focused and looking up, because this is the one chance we've got in our lifetimes here, folks. You all know how the media operates. You all know. You, therefore, all know how to avoid being affected by it. You all know how to build up a wall or a boundary around yourself so that all of this nonsense just bounces off and doesn't even enter the serious part of your brain, because it's all nothing but a fantasy on the part of the Drive-Bys.
Stephen Miller Sticks It to Stephanopoulos
RUSH: Stephen Miller, who is in his thirties, he's a wunderkind of sorts. He went to Duke. He's from Santa Monica… He's from a very leftist part of California, but is a rock-ribbed conservative.
Ruddy Rags on Reince Priebus, Then Walks It Back
RUSH: Ruddy is a very, very close friend of the Trumpster. They're almost inseparable out there. So when Ruddy starts ragging on Reince Priebus, people start thinking that that's actually Trump.
Black Lives Matter Co-Founder Makes Racist Remark
RUSH: Why is any racial minority allowed to get away with this kind of thing? And then why is it that when certain white people react to it and fight back, they are condemned? I mean, is there no end to this?
Slate: Secondhand Smoke Isn’t as Bad as We Thought
RUSH: We told you about this 20 years ago that it was much ado about nothing. You're not gonna get cancer from secondhand smoke. It might make you uncomfortable, you might hate the smell, but it's not gonna make you sick. And it still won't.
Trump Dress Rocks the Grammys!
RUSH: Based on the pictures it appeared she was a Trump supporter. Do you know what happened to her album sales? Her album sales have shot through the roof, up 18 million percent. Her album sales are up 18 million percent.
Liberals Lie to Themselves: Trump’s Just an Entertainer
RUSH: The idea that there is no substance to Trump, that there is nothing related to issues or policy… This is another example of how the left is trying to comfort itself and lie to itself by telling themselves that their ideas weren't rejected; they were just out-entertained.
Latest Drive-By Meme: Trump’s Nuts
RUSH: The latest meme, the latest narrative, Donald Trump is mentally unstable. Donald Trump is insane. Donald Trump is unhinged. Donald Trump is mentally unsuited.
Rush 24/7 Stack of Stuff
RUSH: No longer is this just gonna be a long list of stories that I might mention on the program. Now, you will get specifically the stories that I talk about on the program and a select list of a few others that I intended to get to but ran out of time. It's going to be more of a real-time base feature rather than just a generic list of places that I go to prep the show.
Rush 24/7 Morning Update: Raided
RUSH: Many of the deportees had prior felony convictions, some of them for serious and violent crimes. That includes assaults and sex crimes against children.
Rush 24/7 Morning Update: First Victim
RUSH: Eight years ago Guadalupe Garcia de Rayos was arrested when authorities raided her Arizona workplace. She had used false identity documents. She later pled guilty to criminal impersonation, which is a felony.
And Now Something for the Stick-to-the-Issues Crowd: Shaft Talk
RUSH: I switched shafts in my driver and got 25 additional yards.
A Native American in Favor of the North Dakota Pipeline
CALLER: I own a small parcel of land which is leased for grazing and I am thankful to be Native American. I didn't do anything to deserve that. You know, my mother married an Indian man. But what I want to say is not all Native Americans are against the pipeline.
How Many Patriots Will Skip the Trip to White House?
RUSH: That number is gonna keep climbing, folks.
Betsy DeVos Is the Opposite of the Ignorant Liberal Cliche
RUSH: Betsy DeVos, like every conservative, is working to improve the lot for everybody! That's the point! Betsy DeVos is working to get more poor children into the same good schools as rich kids go to. That's her whole reason for existing in the education world. She wants to expose greater education opportunities to the poor, to everybody, and she has policies to do it.
The History of the Statute Trump’s Order Is Based On
RUSH: When you read the statute, you ask, “How in the name of Sam Hill can any judge stop this?” And that’s the point.
Trump Joint Presser, Joined in Progress
RUSH: You just can't ignore the Japanese prime minister there when you're trying to destroy President Trump. I mean, you've gotta include the Japanese prime minister in your destroy-Trump questions.
We’re in the Midst of a Political Civil War
RUSH: I don't think we're that far from a Civil War in this country right now. I'm not talking about armed conflict, North v. South, but we clearly have a divide in this country that is in no way gonna be bridged. It isn't gonna be bridged by compromise. It's not gonna be bridged by walking across the aisle and getting along with people, and it's not gonna be bridged by persuading people to agree with us and vice-versa. The only way this is ever gonna end is when one side gets defeated — politically defeated — and becomes a demonstrable minority.