“The simplest question to ask her when she campaigns on any issue is, ‘Mrs. Clinton, you’ve been saying you want to accomplish the same stuff for 30 years. Why isn’t any of it done?'”
“I’m sure the Clinton strategy is to let Trump own the stage and destroy himself. Everybody knows that silent Hillary is the stronger Hillary. The more she has to appear, the greater the odds are her numbers and approval numbers are gonna go down. That continues to happen.”
“I don’t think it’s all sweetness and light, roses and sunshine, upbeat/positive inside the Clinton campaign. They haven’t put her out there, and her numbers are going down. Trump’s catching up and she’s losing ground.”
“You think Anthony Weiner’s through? He’s not through. He’s a celebrity! He’ll be back. Mark my words.”
“We supposedly have the lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer where everybody takes off and it’s a two-or-three month period of relaxation and vacation and whatever. That’s not at all what we have just completed here.”
“According to the usual conventional wisdom it’s now after Labor Day, which means the campaign has really begun, which means that Donald Trump is the in the lead, in no less than a CNN poll.”
“There is no unification in our own country, quite the opposite is taking place, and there isn’t any around the world, and Obama is considered to be a paper tiger by pretty much every one of our serious military endowed enemies. It’s not a pretty site.”
“This is another fun bit of news that set the Drive-Bys hair on fire. Trump has hired Dave Bossie to be his deputy campaign manager. Is just hilarious.”
“First, we had this ‘hurricane,’ which nobody knows how to pronounce. It turned out to be really just another strong rain and windstorm, despite the best efforts of the Drive-Bys to whip it into a massive hurricane so that they could promote climate change.”
“Make no mistake about it, ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats and their willing accomplices in the Drive-By Media are still very worried about this whole email situation with Hillary Clinton. They think the great danger still lurks there, and they are probably right about that.”
“Hillary Clinton lies with the imagination of a 6-year-old.”
“I’m here to tell you, folks, that 80%, if not more, of the tech media hates Apple and loves Samsung. Eighty percent of the tech media reports on Apple the way the Drive-Bys report on Republicans. And Samsung gets the treatment that Obama and Hillary and the Democrats get.”
“Samsung has sold something like two and a half million of these Note 7. Apples sells that in five minutes.”
“Great to be back with you, and we look forward to seeing you tomorrow. I’ll be on from noon to one. We’re gonna do nothing but calls between one and three so I can watch the Apple new iPhone presentation.”