“The Antarctic ice sheet has reached record levels in the midst of so-called climate change and global warming. It’s the same thing at the North Pole. Arctic ice sheet levels are at record levels. The North Pole is supposed to have been melted by now, according to Algore.”
“You gotta let ’em go at some point, right? It’s like a kid, turning ’em loose, letting ’em go at age 18. You gotta let ’em go. Same thing with a cat.”
“My brother David has a new book out. It’s Jesus on Trial: A Lawyer Affirms the Truth of the Gospel. This is probably the book that he was intended to write his whole life. This is the one he’s been building up to.”
“You can’t tell a cat ‘get off of that.’ She won’t listen. I mean, it’s impossible.”
“When you’ve got millions of iPhones already manufactured while your operating system is still in beta, how does Apple get the new operating system on millions of new phones that are already finished (the manufacturing process) and are boxed up in a warehouse and all shrink-wrapped?”
“The Bible claims it has the power of converting people if they’ll just give it a chance. If you study the Bible and open your heart and mind to the Bible, I think you will see, like I did, that it is the true, inspired, inerrant Word of God.” — David Limbaugh
“I got a great idea for a new either cable TV show or syndicated TV show called NFL Court. We take on Judge Judy but we only deal with crimes in the NFL. I’ll be the judge. Judge Rush, NFL Court. I’ll be happy to do it.”
“One year ago, our beloved Punkin the cat passed away. Our new kitten, Allie, has a completely different personality. Folks, she’s a lunatic. We tried confining her to two rooms, but we finally gave her run of the whole house. Now we see what happens.”
“I’ve got the biggest collection of Americans at my disposal that anybody has.”
“Everybody knows men don’t think with their brains. Not the one in their heads, anyway.”
“Seduction used to be an art. Now of course it’s brutish and it’s predatory and it’s bad.”
“If you study theology, your faith will be enhanced. You may even become transformed from a nonbeliever to a believer. The Bible’s the Word of God, give it a chance, it will shock your socks off. It will knock your pants off. I’m so excited about the Bible. I know I sound like a nerd. I’m not one of these charismatic type of Christians, but I firmly believe the Bible is the Word of God, and I’m excited about it and I want to be contagious in my enthusiasm.” — David Limbaugh
“The Democrats are facing electoral disaster in November. In their minds they’ve got two things they can do that might mitigate the size of their upcoming defeat and maybe even turn it into a victory in terms of keeping the Senate, and that is the race card and, believe it or not, the War on Women.”
“I can’t believe that a guy who ran for president on the premise that he was the best community organizer out there can’t put together a coalition. I mean, what good is it electing a community organizer if the guy can’t organize a bunch of allies to join us fighting evil? What a waste! What an absolute waste.”