RUSH: Folks, I’ve said this before, and it’s absolutely true. We’ve got a new Two If By Tea sweepstakes going on. And one of the most fun things for us, for Kathryn and me to do, is when it comes time to call the winners. We look forward to it. To call people and tell ’em they’re the grand prize winner and they’re going on a trip of a lifetime or they’ve just won a Jeep Patriot, like we gave away this past summer. It makes it all really real for us. When we call you, and we hope you answer. Sometimes it goes to voice mail. People answer and they’re in total shock that we are calling. But then when they figure it out and they believe it’s us, they stop and tell us what they’re having for dinner and so forth. It’s one of our favorite things to do is to call people and tell them that they’re the big winner.
So, to help people visit places or experience things that they might normally not be able to do, to hear the excitement and the sincere joy over the phone line or in person when they find out that they’ve won, I mean, it’s just great. It’s so sincere, it’s so real. We’re gonna be calling another grand prize winner here pretty soon because we’ve got the finale. We have the grand prize sweepstakes of the year going on right now through 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tomorrow night (Thursday) in honor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. Four extremely lucky grand prize winners are going to each win a special trip to the EIB Southern Command in sunny South Florida.
Every winner can bring one person of choice. So there are going to be eight people that are gonna be showing up. They’ll come to the EIB Southern Command. They’ll watch the program, observe behind the scenes, meet me. We’ll put ’em in the studio behind the Golden EIB Microphone, take their picture so that they can prove to people that they were really there and are not just lying about it, ’cause most people would not believe them. But we’ve got the pictures taken with me and behind the microphone. They get to sit there on the other side of the glass with the highly overrated staff as the show is underway, and depending on the day, listening to Snerdley screen calls can be a show into itself. And, if you are one of the four grand prize winners, you don’t have to get there on your own. It’s not just one day. It’s three days and two nights in a really super South Florida resort.
We’ll fly you there and we’ll fly you home, and you will have ample ability on us to eat fine food and have a great time. Three days, two nights, a trip to South Florida for two, round trip airfare, luxury hotel accommodations, fine meals, all the details will be covered. All you have to do is sit back and enjoy. And we’ll coordinate the date. It doesn’t have to be a date specific. We’ll coordinate it when every winner can make it at the same time.
So here’s what has to happen. All you have to do to be automatically entered to be one of these four grand prize winners is simply go to www.TwoIfByTea.com right now through tomorrow night (Thursday), 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time and shop. That’s it. And it makes sense to shop because the best iced tea in the world has had its price reduced for this sweepstakes. I wanted to raise the price. I wanted to take advantage of this massive influx of people trying to win. I wanted to soak you, frankly, and Kathryn — (laughing) — you should see them looking at me on the other side of the glass thinking I mean it when I said I wanted to soak you. They’re shaking their heads, “Oh, my gosh, there he goes again.”
No, no, no. We have cut the price. The best iced tea in the world is at a reduced price now. All the rules are at www.TwoIfByTea.com. There are 50 first-prize winners as well. In addition to the four grand prize winners, we have 50 fantastic first place prizes. All the rules at TwoIfByTea.com and we’re a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. It’s just a great thing all the way around. This is it, folks, the final sweepstakes of the year and the four grand prize winners get it to come to the EIB Southern Command for a full day and afternoon of fun, frolic, frivolity, and serious discussion of the issues. You get to see it all happen and be part of it, go to TwoIfByTea.com now between 11:59 p.m. tomorrow night, just shop, all you have to do, and you’re entered.