RUSH: If you want to see something funny, go to RushLimbaugh.com and look at the way we treated my desire yesterday to find a pathway to the shadows. Our graphic artist Michaele came up with an absolutely hilarious picture of me seeking my way to the shadows.

Now, as you recall, this whole thing is about the fact that the NSA, via their phone sweep program, all the metadata, every phone call, they collect information on every phone call that’s made, and of course whatever happens in the PRISM program, whatever e-mails and phone calls — anyway, they can find you and me any time, any day, they can know who we’re calling and, in many cases, even with the metadata, can figure out what we’re talking about. But for some reason, 11 million illegals cannot be found, and the only way we can find them is to offer them a pathway to citizenship because then they will come out of the shadows.

They are lurking in the shadows, afraid to come out of the shadows for fear that, I don’t know, they’ll be deported or whatever the BS conventional wisdom is. Well, I want to be where they are. I want to be in the shadows. I want the NSA not to be able to find me. I want the government not to be able to find me. I want PRISM not to be able to find me. I want the NSA program not to be able to find me. Just like these 10 to 11 or 12 million, whatever the number is, can’t be found.

So, anyway, Michaele created just a hilarious graphic of me in disguise seeking my pathway to the shadows.