RUSH: El Rushbo, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have. People ask, “How can you be having fun?” Because I’m right. That makes me happy. I don’t care, folks. When you’re right, and you know it, it makes you happy. It can be frustrating, too, but nevertheless. This is still more fun, for me. ‘Cause I’m doing what I was born to do.

Now, for those of you who are new listeners, we have this little tea company, Two If By Tea. We started it over a year ago. And we did it for a number of reasons. We wanted to be able to start a small business within the United States. I personally wanted to experience firsthand all of the requirements, the licenses, the fees needed to take a product to market from nothing.

Meaning: Getting the recipes for the tea and testing it and then going through the legal process with all the agencies to actually bring it to market. Our goal was to create some jobs and manufacture with all American-made products in a fun, unique way. And to see what it was like. It was an effort to relate to so many small-business people out there, as well as market a product that we wanted to make the best in its category.

We wanted to have the best iced tea out there, and we think that we do. All you gotta do is taste it, and I’m confident you’ll agree. Crack a bottle of blueberry iced tea. You won’t believe how good it is! Or the peach. Any of it. It’s all good. We also sponsor the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. It’s an incredible organization. They provide scholarships to the children of fallen heroes, lost either abroad or here when domestic tragedies like 9/11 occur.

We have information on MC-LEF on every bottle of tea and at our website. You know what? We ran the numbers, and we are thrilled to announce that because of you, Two If By Tea has donated over $1 million in product and monetary donations to incredible causes, including the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. In just a little over a year we’ve been up and running and it’s over $1 million in product and monetary donations we’ve been able to make.

Our other goal with Two If By Tea was to provide you with unique experiences that you may not be able to do on your own for any number of reasons. Sharing our success. That’s one of the things that makes me happy. You talk about being happy. You know, sharing your passions, I love that. I wish everybody could experience the life I’ve got, and that’s another thing that irritates me so much about Obama and the Democrats.

We know the economy’s tough right now. Finances are tight for a lot of people, and some of you are down-right bummed after this election. So our latest sweepstakes gives winners the chance to come down to South Florida and spend the afternoon with me, with us right here at the Southern Command. You don’t have to worry about anything. We’ll take care of it from start to finish.

You’ll hang out here during the program. You’ll listen to Snerdley be rude to the callers — and nice. He’s also nice to callers, too. It depends on the caller. And you can watch the whole show from the other side of the glass and see how much fun all of this really is. You see it in person, and you get to see how I dominate and command the airwaves. We did this last year with some winners, and we had so much fun with it and they had such a great time, we decided to make it an annual tradition.

So this is it. This is the greatest final Two If By Tea sweepstakes of the year. We’re not holding back. All you have to do to enter is shop at TwoIfByTea.com by 11:59 p.m. Pacific time on Wednesday, and you’re automatically entered to win. There’s a total of six grand prize winners. Each grand prize winner gets a three-day, two-night, expense-paid trip to Florida. You get round trip airfare and accommodations at a luxurious resort. You spend the afternoon with us here at the EIB Southern Command.

You have lunch, take pictures, sit behind the Golden EIB Microphone, and have your photo taken so you can prove to people that you were there. Prove to ’em that it really happened. If you’re still looking for gifts for Christmas or Hanukkah, this is it. What could be better than a Golden EIB Microphone ticket that you get to keep? It’s what entitles you to get in here. Fruitcake doesn’t even come close to this. We told you we wanted to go big, and so there will be a total of 50 other prizes in honor of 50 states.

And the prizes aren’t chump change, either.

If you are one of the lucky first place winners, as opposed to grand prize, we’re gonna send you two engraved, hand-framed, exclusive, signed photos of me. You can give one away to someone special or keep it, and as well you will receive a signed copy of one of my New York Times best-selling books. There are 50 people that win that. So good luck. We got great pictures of all the previous winners as well as official rules posted at TwoIfByTea.com.

Feel free to check those out. All you have to do to be entered to win anything in this big sweepstakes is simply shop at TwoIfByTea.com between now and 11:59 p.m. Pacific time on Wednesday. That automatically enters you to win prizes, and in addition to that, the best tea that you will ever taste is being sold at a reduced price through Wednesday well. So you have every enticement just waiting for you at TwoIfByTea.com.

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RUSH: It’s a total of six people. We have three grand prize winners, and each winner gets to bring somebody. So we have six people that get to come down here. It’s the same day, and everybody comes here together watching the program. It’s part of a three-day, two-night stay in South Florida. TwoIfByTea.com.