RUSH: You know, Memorial Day is right around the corner, folks — summertime soon in full swing. Let me ask you, what could be better than an Allen Brothers feast on a brand-new top-of-the-line grill? And I’m not talking about some Podunk little kettle thing out there that’s got room for one or two hot dogs. No, we’re talking top-of-the-line typical EIB Two If By Tea quality. We call this tea season. And in honor of tea season, we are getting you ready for the summer. If you are one of the lucky winners of our latest and greatest Two If By Tea sweepstakes, you will be able to invite your friends and family, maybe even the entire town, over to your place for a Memorial Day feast.
I want to point this out. We don’t have any restrictions. If you end up winning this grand sweepstakes, you can gift it to somebody else. These high value prize packs that we offer can be gifted to somebody else. If you decide that you don’t have the space for a large grill, you don’t have a refrigerator large enough to stock it full of Allen Brothers beef, you can give the prize to a military family in honor of Memorial Day. Whatever you want to do with it after you get it is up to you. Just keep in mind that these prize packs can be gifted to somebody else. They make a perfect Father’s Day gift as well. We try to cover multiple birds with one stone.
Now, there are going to be a total of ten winners in this sweepstakes, three grand prize winners, and here’s what the grand prize winners get: large Allen Brothers gift pack. This includes USDA prime, and this is really prime. This is the stuff that you cannot get in a grocery store. The reason is it goes to restaurants. There’s not that much of genuine prime. So the three grand prize winners will receive a large Allen Brothers gift pack including prime filet, jumbo hot dogs and steak burgers.
Now, if you’re new to the program, Allen Brothers is the highest quality delicious melt-in-your-mouth top grade beef only served in the finest steakhouses. By the way, nothing against grocery stores, there just isn’t enough of this stuff to go around. That’s why it goes to restaurants. But Allen Brothers makes it available to us and limited quantities to the public as well. There is nothing quite like a perfectly grilled Allen Brothers filet mignon. Every time we put hot dogs out when we’re having a sports bar menu, people over for dinner, the jumbo hot dogs are huge, but whatever it is from Allen Brothers, people stop and comment on it. It is that good. Every time we serve these steaks at home, people go nuts. They’re delicious. I mean, people aren’t coming to visit me anymore. We invite people over for dinner, they’re coming for the Allen Brothers. They assume that that’s what we’re going to be serving. And they’re right.
The grand prize winners, in addition to all of this great beef and the jumbo hot dogs from Allen Brothers, will receive a the top-of-the-line grill. And here’s the interesting thing about this. You pick the top-of-the-line grill. It’s your choice. Not some rinky-dinky little grill for one hot dog that you bring to a campsite. This is similar to the type of grill that we use at the house. It’s huge. This is a professional grill that you will be able to choose from. It’s built to serve an army of guests. The retail value here is at least $1500. In addition to the best steak and the best grill, the grand prize winners also get ten cases of the best tea in the country, and a very cool iron brander that will patriotically brand “USA” on your steak. You just heat up this brander, heat it up on the coals or over the grill and brand the steak with it, says “USA” on it. I have one with the EIB logo on it that was given to me as a gift. That’s how I learned that these are available.
I tell you, this is one of the most exciting ones because of the Allen Brothers steak. Snerdley is a vegetarian so he’s not excited about it, but believe me. Now that you’ve heard me talking about the meat some of you have gone and looked at it and found it to be pricey, which it is because it’s in limited quantity. But it is the best that you’ve ever tasted. And I love being able to get things that you can’t ordinarily get. That’s one of my big thrills in life. That’s one of the reasons I love the stuff from Allen Brothers. You can’t get it anywhere, except we are giving it to you if you happen to be one of the three sweepstakes winners. So shop at TwoIfByTea.com between now and 11:59 p.m. Pacific Time tomorrow.