RUSH: Folks, I almost forgot to mention. This is our last day of the unique, never, ever done before, three-day Two If By Tea sweepstakes. As you know, Wednesday after a huge buildup — and I have to tell you it was a great huge buildup. I know I had you all on the edges of your seats for weeks on this. We announced the two new flavors for Two If By Tea. So now we’ve got four flavors. We have regular, raspberry — peach, and blueberry are the two new ones — with diet and regular. If you didn’t hear, if you weren’t here Wednesday or Thursday, the two new flavors are peach and blueberry, and there is nothing that compares. You know, I have trouble talking about my own stuff, but this is just out-of-this-world delicious. The blueberry particularly.
You will sit mere feet behind Bo Snerdley, the official program observer and call screener. You will sit behind the broadcast engineer and the court reporter transcriber. You will be within feet! You’ll be talking to them before the program starts. You’ll be talking to them while the program’s taking place. We all multitask here. Nice hotel we’ll have you here on Palm Beach, three days, two nights, credit towards your meals — and, of course, the piece de resistance is that you get to meet me. We’ll have a nice conversation, give you a tour of the place, show you what goes on and how it all happens, and it’s something we’ve never done before. But that’s not it. There are other prizes.
If you’re not one of the grand prize winners, the spirit of Christmas, we want to help you maybe cross names off your Christmas list or get something for yourself. So a second prize winner is gonna get a $1000 shopping spree in the form of gift cards and popular retailers, and third prize winner will receive either a Sony or a Samsung flat screen LED TV up to 50 inches. When we go all in, we go all in — and we’ve even cut the prices of everything. We’ve cut the prices of the tea. The shipping is still free, and our Premium Patriotic Gift Set: The two mugs with Rush Revere on ’em and the Ronaldus Magnus jelly beans from Jelly Belly.
Thanks to you and your purchases of Two If By Tea we have made a healthy donation to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation this month. They provide college scholarships for the children of Marines killed in action. So this is it: The last biggie of the year, the last day to automatically be entered in the sweepstakes for a chance to be one of eight people to watch the EIB Network take place. The Rush Limbaugh program has never been… Well, it happened once as part of the Leukemia-Lymphoma Radiothon, but that was as a result of an enticement to make big donations and a couple of people ended up here as part of that, but we’ve never done what we’re doing here before: Eight people, tickets, three days-two nights at a nice hotel, credit toward meals.
It’s such a wonderful opportunity. We’re having more fun… Oh, and I gotta show you something! We had our big Christmas party last night for the first annual Two If By Tea Christmas party down in Boca, and the highly underrated Two If By Tea staff actually made me a present: A Rush Revere lantern just like the lantern that Rush Revere carried warning, “The liberals are coming,” as we typify in our mugs in the gift set. They actually put this together, there’s the Two If By Tea logo on that side and the Rush Revere signature there; and it’s huge, very, very well made. Real candle in there. I was floored. I was floored. The highly overrated staff on the radio side has never done anything like this. But after just one year, the Two If By Tea staff has already made me something. It’s just incredible. TwoIfByTea.com: 11:59 p.m. Pacific tonight is the last chance, and you’re automatically entered with simply a purchase. (interruption) Don’t get your feelings hurt in there.
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