RUSH: Finally, ladies and gentlemen, been granted permission to let you know what the new flavors are, Two If By Tea. I don’t know if the Dittocam is working. I don’t know if it’s up and running. My monitor has not been powered up, so I wanted to show you the bottles. They’re beautiful. But you can see ’em at the TwoIfByTea.com website. The two new flavors — dadelut dadelut dadelut dadelut — are blueberry and peach, and they are both available in diet and regular. I am telling you, both of these new flavors, the peach and the blueberry, you open the bottle, the aroma wafts out. You think you are holding a bottle of blueberry muffins. And when you taste it, you still taste the tea.

You can order it now. You can order diet or regular blueberry or peach Two If By Tea. They are delicious. You’re gonna think that you were eating fresh baked blueberry muffins or that you’re taking a stroll through a peach orchard. And we tasted a lot of tea out there. Folks, these are hands down the freshest, most vibrant fruit flavored teas that you will find. Nothing compares. I mean it. There’s nothing even close in the tea market to these teas, and of course throw in the raspberry as well. That’s our flagship, but these two new flavors, the labeling is gorgeous, the bottles are gorgeous, the color of the tea is gorgeous. Every bottle is filled to the brim. We are ecstatic and proud to be able to offer these new flavors. Been working on these for months.

Now, in honor of these new flavors — sit tight, folks. We’re just now getting started — in honor of these new flavors and the holiday season, we’re now running our final big, huge sweepstakes of the year, something that has never been done before, something that is constantly requested but has never been done before. And here it is. Four extremely lucky winners will win two golden EIB tickets. The golden EIB ticket allows exclusive access to the Southern Command here in sunny south Florida. You will be blindfolded from the moment you leave your hotel. We’re gonna put you up in a hotel for three days and two nights here in lovely south Florida near the Southern Command. When you leave your hotel and come to Southern Command, you will be blindfolded. The blindfold will not be removed until you are inside the Southern Command bunker.

As a ticket holder, you will meet-and-greet Snerdley and Dawn and Brian and, of course, me, El Rushbo, Rush Revere. You will sit here and watch all three hours of an excursion into broadcast excellence. You’ll be sitting right behind Bo Snerdley, right behind Dawn and Brian, you will watch and see everything that happens here. This is something that we are constantly requested to do, but we have never done it before. You may have a Dittocam subscription at RushLimbaugh.com, but you only see a small frame of what happens here. This is a live show, up close and personal. You’ll meet the highly overrated staff. (laughing) You will hear Snerdley screen calls. You’ll receive a two night, three day trip to south Florida, round trip airfare, accommodations at a beautiful hotel here, credit towards meals.

Could there be a better gift than a golden EIB ticket for a loved one? And these are real tickets and you can see them at RushLimbaugh.com or on our Facebook page. The ticket is a keepsake. You’ll be able to keep it. It’s frameable. If you are not one of the four grand prize winners, fear not, because in the spirit of Christmas we want to help you cross the names off your shopping list. A second prize winner, one second prize winner will receive a $1,000 shopping spree in the form of gift cards from popular retailers, and, if that’s not enough, the third prize winner will receive a Sony or Samsung flat screened LED TV up to 50 inches. Biggest sweepstakes ever.

We’ve even cut the prices on everything. We’ve cut the prices on the tea. We’ve cut the prices on our gift box. Shipping is still free. I wanted to raise the prices. (interruption) Well, I did, I wanted to raise the prices due to the incredible value of meeting me. That’s worth a lot. But Kathryn insisted on being nice, so to be automatically entered to win, just go to TwoIfByTea.com and purchase tea or one of our premium patriotic gift sets, either one, from this minute through 11:59 p.m. Pacific on Friday, December 16. You got three days between now and 11:59 p.m. Pacific on Friday. You can also call 866-662-1776, if you would rather enter and be automatically entered to win by calling that number, 866-662-1776.

And as always, the official rules are posted at TwoIfByTea.com. And always remember that we at TwoIfByTea.com remain a proud sponsor of the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. And thanks to you, we recently made another huge donation to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation. So there you have it, diet blueberry, regular blueberry, diet peach, regular peach. Unbelievably delicious. The colder, the better. You won’t believe how good this is, you just will not. I can’t wait for everybody to taste these. And four lucky winners will win two tickets each to watch this program on a date that works for everybody. That’s why I told you yesterday, if you’re planning on buying some tea, wait until today. Now do you understand, Snerdley? People have a much greater appreciation for that, what I did yesterday. There’s no question about it.

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RUSH: I’m a little surprised at this. I got an e-mail — a couple of them, actually. “What do you mean, blueberry tea? Who ever heard of that?” That’s the point! That’s the point. We have something that is totally unique here and it is incredible. Wait, you have to taste it. I’m surprised that some people think blueberry and tea is a weird combo. You won’t when you taste this. (interruption) Oh, the antioxidants? That’s for the New Castrati to worry about. I’m just telling you: Look at this. Look at the bottle there. It’s always as filled as I’m showing it on the Dittocam here. But, folks, I’m telling you, you will not believe this. I’m genuinely excited about it.

I genuinely can’t wait for people to get this, taste it, and feedback on it. You unscrew the top, the aroma coming out makes you think blueberry muffin batter is in this bottle! It is just indescribably fantastic. You’ll see. You will see.