RUSH: You know, we’re having fun here at our little tea company, Two If By Tea. I told you, one of the reasons that I started this company, Kathryn and I started it, I wanted to actually have some experience, hands on, in starting a business in the Obama climate. Just to find out what kind of regulations and stuff. And I have to tell you, just to put together a contest requires a month, and after with lawyers because of all the regulations from the website, what we say on the radio about it, I mean it’s ridiculous. Just to put together a contest to give away some prizes. Sorry if I sound mad. I’m not mad about that. I’m just depressed.

You remember when Obama told the American people the days of going to Las Vegas are over? Well, Las Vegas has suffered ever since. You seen the unemployment rate in Las Vegas? It’s 15.9%. So for us at Two if by Tea, Las Vegas is open for business, and we want to send you there. We’re running a lot of promotions and contests in conjunction with the Republican presidential debates as they unfold, and there’s one coming up in Vegas if they all don’t boycott it now. Who was it, Huntsman’s boycotting it because of some reason. There’s pressure on all the Republicans to boycott because they want to move their primary up.

But it won’t stop us. What we’re gonna do is send a lucky winner to Las Vegas. “Las Vegas is Open for Business” is what we’re calling it. Anybody who purchases a case of tea from right now through 11:59 p.m. tomorrow, October the 18th at TwoIfByTea.com — by the way, that’s Pacific time. So if you’re in the Eastern time zone you’ve got ’til almost three o’clock in the morning. But if you buy a case of tea from right now through October 18th at 11:59 p.m. Pacific time, you’re automatically entered to win. The grand prize winner gets a three-day, two-night trip for two to Las Vegas. This prize includes airfare, hotel room at a well-known prestigious hotel. You know I don’t stay in dumps, and neither do people who win my contests. It’s not gonna be a dump and it’s not gonna be a wedding chapel hotel, either. It’s going to be a top-draw place.

Three days, two-night trip for two to Las Vegas, airfare, hotel room at a well-known prestigious hotel, and credit towards meals, and if you are the grand prize winner — we’ve checked, we went through the regulatory hoops. If you want to gift the prize to a friend, you can if by chance you can’t fly, for example. If you’re the winner and you can’t travel and you want to gift it, you can do that. But there are gonna be a lot of chances to win. There will be a total of 100 lucky winners. Second place will receive a $1,000 gas card. Other prizes include a limited edition eight-by-ten autographed photo of me, not signed by a machine, but actually signed by me. So to be automatically entered to win, go to TwoIfByTea.com, or call 866-662-1776. All the official rules can be found on the website in case anything is misunderstood. You have to order between now and 11:59 p.m., October 18th to be entered at TwoIfByTea.com or 866-662-1776. There’s an added bonus, by the way. The tea is the best damn tea you’ll ever taste.