“I went to the cigar dinner on Thursday night and I was asked up to the podium to speak as I always do. I said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m not allowed. My remarks have not yet received clearance from the Reverend Jackson and the Reverend Sharpton.'”
“Liberals demanded Imus’ head. They charged that he insulted black youth and damaged their psyches with possible lifelong consequences, and they fired him for that. Well, the teachers unions have been doing that for years.”
“Everybody thinks I’m next in the crosshairs. What they’re wrong about is I’ve been in the crosshairs long before Don Imus even knew what it was like to be in the crosshairs!”
“There are literally tens of millions of us who are going to fight these people on the left every step of the way when they attempt to destroy us in the new media. The left knows they can’t win in the arena of ideas, so it’s time to take them out.”
“These people that are running these ‘watchdog’ websites as arms of the Democrat machine and are agenda-driven and all of the critics of this program — they wouldn’t last a week behind this microphone with the scrutiny that I’ve had.”
“What’s Snoop Dogg’s real name? Calvin Broadus? I watched a movie last week and he played a wheelchair-bound, ex-con drug addict who was caught for selling cocaine again somewhere on the street in some dingy city. And, of course, the character was cool.”
“Because you listen every day, you know the attacks on this program are not rooted in any fact, and I can never fully repay you for that. The real power of this program (aside from my brain) is you.”
“If you don’t think 2008 is all about the Clintons getting back in the White House, you got another thing coming. I’m going to tell you that as we sit here today, there is an 80% chance that Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States.”
“Yes, that’s what I’m smoking at this very moment — a La Flor Dominicana Double Ligero Chisel. It’s kick-ass.”