“Dianne Feinstein said, ‘I saw a warm, caring human being’ in President Bush. How long has Bush been around as the president? Six years? Almost seven now? And Dianne Feinstein is just figuring out that Bush is a nice guy?”
“Mr. Snerdley has requested that I repeat my monologue on class envy. Perhaps I will, but I don’t want to do it today. Well, it does belong in every econ textbook in high school and college.”
“I often spend some time with these libs and just shoot the bull about things and generally screw up their world by giving them a view that they’ve never considered before. They’re always all amazed: ‘You’re such a nice guy!'”
“The media have made Barack Obama who he is, and there’s a lesson here, folks: Barack Obama needs to be very careful because when the media can make you, they can destroy you.”
“Stop the tape! You know, folks, does this guy — Harry Reid — not sound like a great replacement for Mr. Rogers? He’s explaining what happens during the autumnal season change as you would explain it to a bunch of five-year-olds!”
“It really, really bothers me when Margaret Thatcher — a true stateswoman, a genuinely solid and brilliant person — is compared to Hillary Clinton. You just did it, James, and you sickened me.”
“I don’t think I would ever associate ‘nurturing’ with Mrs. Clinton. Nurse Ratched did not nurture; she abused.”
“I’m not going to waste time arguing with you liberals. We move forward here on the EIB Network. I’m worried about my IQ; the more I talk to you liberals, the greater the risk I will lose some. I mean, I have plenty of IQ to lose and still remain superior, but I still don’t want to lose any.”
“Remember: The rich person only became rich through the willing participation of millions of others — except the Kennedys, who inherited it all.”