“Paulson and Bernanke are fighting the market and the market will always win.”
“What if Obama says, ‘You know what? We can’t put Hillary in there as secretary of state. There’s just too much in her husband’s background that makes this problematic, that does not fit my guidelines’? This would be a brilliant strategical move.”
“One thing we know about every damn one of these people up there in Washington: They’ve got what it takes to take what we’ve got.”
“What you had with Hillary and Obama was two Alinskyites going at each other, and Hillary proved to be the lesser of the two Alinskyites.”
“What Paulson basically did with the bailout money is say, ‘Whew! Now some of my close friends are not going to have to sell their houses in the Hamptons and move to Yonkers!'”
“You know, I don’t care what you think about liberals and Democrats: They play in rarefied air, and when you get to that level of power in any political party, you take your enemies
“Remember: All of Obama’s supporters were able to make of him whatever they wanted him to be. He was a blank slate — he even said so. Creepy.”
“See, we just assume that because McCain lost the election the criticism of Palin worked. But I saw nothing but teeming crowds, love, support, and all kinds of passion for Sarah Palin.”
“If a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s there, does it make a sound? If Obama’s running around saying all kinds of weird, strange things and nobody is criticizing him for them, did he say strange things?”
“From the Associated Press-Obama: ‘Wisconsin Woman Pleads No-Contest in Toilet Corpse Case.’ You don’t get to see that headline every day, folks.”
“The American people know instinctively that what this regime is doing is wrong. If the regime continues this way, even more will awaken.”
“Snerdley, I know you’re making a joke, but you may actually have swerved into one of the key reasons for this stupid new policy, and that is that Obama is showing off. Obama is symbolically showing the rest of the world, ‘It’s a new country. We don’t hate you. We’re not going to nuke you. You can nuke us, even — we deserve it.'”
“If I’m Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or I’m Hugo Chavez, I say, ‘You know what? I don’t need to spend a whole bunch of money on nukes now — all I gotta do is figure out how to get some smallpox!'”
“Has Obama befriended France? How? The only thing he did for Sarkozy was give him a five-inch platform to stand on so nobody would know he’s 5’5″.”
“I, of course, have my optimistic flame burning at all times, but I’m not unrealistic about it and I’m not phony optimistic. The optimism that I have is based on the faith that I still have in the American people, especially the oneswho listen to this program.”
“The worst thing about this is that the Russians will simply ignore the treaty. History is history, people are who they are, and the Russians always ignore treaties.”
“Somebody just said, ‘Wait a minute, you may be giving Obama too much credit on this Cominskey Park business, because Cominskey rhymes with Alinsky,’ and clearly Alinsky is in the guy’s head rent free, just like I am.”
“When you educate people who don’t know whoJimmy Carter is because they’re not old enough, do you tell them that this regime is him on steroids?”
“One day a couple weeks ago, in the 25 to 54 demographic, Anderson Cooper got only 25,000 viewers in an hour. Twenty-five thousand people in the whole country. My friends, I, on this program, have 25,000 listenerson the corner of 60th and Madison in New York City.”
“Unless Oprah or Snoop Dogg cut taxes, a whole generation of people is not even going to know what it means.”