“The people we see protesting in Madison are the equivalent of Hosni Mubarak apparatchiks who are trying to hold onto their privileges despite the will of the people who are being exploited to pay for them.”
“Apparently I’m getting a lot of grief out there for my highly civil comments about Michelle Obama eating short ribs in Vail. They’re saying it’s below the belt. Well, given where she wears her belts, isn’t just about everything about her below the belt when you look at the fashion sense that she has?”
“So Barack Obama goes to Ohio and says we have to live within our means, and that’s when MSNBC cuts out. I guess they figured not even their pundits would be able to spin that with any kind of credibility.”
“So I checked the e-mail during the break: ‘Rush, you do sacrifice. Why don’t you tell that guy how much you pay in taxes?’ That would not be classy, folks.”
“These people in the public unions — particularly their leaders — have been gaming the system. They have inserted themselves, essentially, into this huge pile of tax revenue that rolls in every year, simply making a claim on it via intimidation and militancy.”
“Lots of liberals run around and tell you they do what they do for the decency and goodness of it, that it’s not about money. Folks, it’s always about the money.”
“You are destined to fail in your own life if that’s your attitude about success — that somebody’s success is owing to somebody’s misery, and therefore the misery must be honored. Wrongo, pal.”
“You Democrats lost the House of Representatives. You’re going to lose the Senate and the White House in 2012. You have lost governorships. You lost 700 seats in state legislatures. And it’s all coming home to roost, and what’s your solution? Run away.”
“By every and any measure, our public school graduates are as dumb as a bag of hammers. Now, if you or I failed at our jobs as badly as teachers in the public school system clearly have failed, not only would we be fired, we wouldn’t be talking about lifetime pensions and health care benefits paid for by somebody else.”
“I don’t know if there’s any connection between the Android and hemorrhoids or hernias. I just don’t know.”
