“Liberalism is on the ascendancy in the Republican Party, and that will lead to defeat eventually. That’s when we rebuild it.”
“Instead of asking Obama to accompany you to Iraq to see the progress we’re making, I have another idea, Senator McCain. Why don’t you take a tour of all the great businesses in this country and learn how they do it.”
“I am getting sick and tired of these never-ending attacks on our private sector. Just show a little respect for the civilians in this country — they work very hard every day.”
“Do you realize that 535 people who get reelected 90% of the time are the ones that are screwing this country up? And we might also take some of the blame ourselves because we keep reelecting these dingleberries.”
“I can understand Obama attacking the private sector; he’s a liberal socialist. I can understand Nancy Pelosi doing it, and I can understand these idiots like Ed Markey doing it. But I cannot abide by my own party doing it; I just about lose my temper.”
“I’ll tell you what’s going to happen to Scott McClellan: The left is going to use him up. Scott, they look at you as a nerd. You are a useful idiot.”
“I have very little patience in hearing how poor the public schools are. Money is not the problem. Maybe if they spent a little time on mathematics and grammar and English and reading and a little less time on polar bears, bullies, and conflict resolution, we would all be better off!”
“What you have done is not just dishonorable, it is ungrateful, Scott McClellan. Nobody would know who you are were it not for George W. Bush.”
“People are hoping McCain really doesn’t believe all this radical nonsense about global warming and evil oil companies, but they are wrong: McCain believes in his own press. Believe me, we’re seeing the real McCain.”
“I don’t want to listen to Flight of the Bumblebee on the accordion.”
“What is the liberals’ answer to out-of-control government spending? You create more government to study it!”
“I hope I didn’t shock you, folks, by telling you that Iran may be working on a bomb, but the UN just announced that that’s what they think might be going on.”
“The annual projection for inflation this year is now 16.8%. We haven’t seen anything like that in I don’t know how long.”
“Do you think it’s maybe time for these schlubs at AP and Reuters to go out and find some new economists, like maybe call me?”
“I’ve been doing this show for 20 and a half years, and I don’t think in the last ten we’ve had an economic story on labor, jobs, energy, overall economic growth or not, that has not featured the word ‘unexpected’ or ‘surprised’ or ‘shocking.'”
“Who spent us into this state of ruin in one year? Barack Hussein Obama.”
“There’s only one guy Obama should be talking to, and that’s himself. We need to send him into a carnival booth surrounded by a thousand mirrors so that whenever he talks, all he sees is himself, because he’s the problem!”
“I bet you I can predict what the outcome of this blue-ribbon panel is going to be. These people are going to fix it so that there is going to be a quiet revolution in November and virtually anybody that reminds the voters of this country of anybody in the past year and a half is gone, never to get back to Washington ever again.”
“I love the sound of stuck pigs. You know, I’ve been on my share of farms, and I love the sound of stuck pigs, particularly union pigs! I love hearing it.”
“The people who are destroying the country in front of our eyes are asking a bunch of retreads to come up with basically an idea that can’t be pinned on the administration to raise our taxes through the roof.”
“The only thing Obama knows about money is how to spend other people’s.”
“Here’s Michael Bloomberg all upset about what Obama’s going to do to Wall Street. Yet he’s using his rich man’s guilt to force all kinds of taxes and regulations and laws all over New York: Trans fat, salt, you name it.”
“You can always gauge what the left is doing by listening to what they accuse us of doing.”
“Obama wins nothing on the basis of superiority of policy, superiority of argument, or having the best ideas. Zilch, zero, nada. He doesn’t even care about that. He gets what he wants via thuggery, governing against the will of the people.”
“It’s a slush fund is all this financial regulation bill is. It’s a way of getting Obama control of $50 billion via legislation. It’s the same thing that the Porkulus bill really was.”
“Our free market today is the most regulated free market in the history of free markets.”
“This is how Obama sees the country: You who have anything are thieves because this country has allowed you to just take whatever you can get however you can get it, and that’s why he’s gonna cut it down to size.”
“I see the heavy metal is back in the bumper music rotation. That means it’s being brought from somebody’s house.”
“This is Earth Day and everybody’s supposed to be environmentally conscious. So what happens? Obama and Biden fly separate jets to New York, go to different airports, and show up at events within blocks of each other.”
“Here you have 12 to 15,000 union thugs demanding tax increases at the Illinois state Capitol, which is akin to a tick demanding that we feed the dog more.”