“One of the things Gordon Brown said was that ‘we should acknowledge the debt the world owes to the United States for its leadership in this fight against international terrorism.’ When I heard that, I swear I could just hear Nancy Pelosi’s face crack.”
“Folks, I have known cleavages as a callow and shallow youth. I have ogled cleavages; I will admit this. Yes, it’s true. I’ve even been distracted by cleavages.”
“Conservatism is tough. Conservatism takes a spine, whereas liberalism is the most gutless choice you can make. All you have to do is walk around, see some suffering and say, ‘Oh, ho, ho! Suffering! That is so terrible!'”
“I feel like Fred Sanford here: ‘It’s the big one, Elizabeth!’ Remember? Fred Sanford always thought he was having a heart attack. Ah, Redd Foxx: the lovable, irascible Redd Foxx.”
“Liberalism isn’t the mainstream. That’s why liberals come up with all this compassion and emotion stuff — to appeal to people’s feelings. To them, you can’t get caught up on the facts. Facts are too hard, facts are too cold!”
“Stop the tape! Stop the tape and re-cue this! Do you realize what you just heard? You just heard a Drive-By Media columnist say that the war in Iraq is part of the war on terror! What’s going on out there?”
“So that was John Edwards melting down Iowa. You know, Snerdley, you may have a point. I mean, that did sound like an ex-wife.”
“If you really want to outrage Hillary, forget these cleavage stories — just revive that picture that showed up in back in the nineties with Bill and her dancing to no music on a Caribbean beach in their swimwear. You remember that?”
“People have been asking me: ‘Rush, where’s Al Sharpton on this Michael Vick thing?’ Come on, folks. The Reverend Sharpton likes dogs, too.”
