Here are the numbers. Euro-men on average contribute a measly seven hours a week helping around those tiny Euro-houses. Euro-chicks, on the other hand, spend 24 to 35 hours on household chores. These women spend so much time working around the house– picking up after their ungrateful, slob, lazy-bum, beer-drinking Euro-weenie husbands — that it’s impossible for them to spend more time at the office working their way up the socialist ladder.
Now we all know this problem isn’t confined to Europe. Lazy-bum American men — chickifed as they’re becoming– haven’t stepped up to the plate either. I fully expect the Democrat candidate who’s the best advocate for women, John Edwards- The Breck Girl- to make this issue his own. Help stop poverty and advance the cause of women. Well, his wife’s never at home and Hillary Clinton could be a good case for this too because she’s out there trying to be like a man. Anyway, Edwards can do his hair.