“The CBO has come out and said that the Obama health plan is going to break the bank. Is the CBO racist?”
“With this plan, you’re going to look at other people in your country as rivals — as potential enemies — in the competition for government health care dollars. Social cohesiveness and civil society is going to be terrifically wounded.”
“Bob Dylan’s a famous singer who can’t really sing. That was the amazing thing to me about Bob Dylan and so many of these sixties icons. They couldn’t sing, but it didn’t matter because everybody was so stoned and blown away.”
“I’m sorry, but Kathleen Sebelius is a liberal, and choice and competition is not what they want. If they want choice and competition, then the government should get out of this altogether and let the private sector do the reform.”
“Look, I know liberal lingo when I hear it. A co-op? ‘Yeah, let’s go to the farmer’s market! Let’s go to the community garden!’ What, do they think we’re idiots?”
“As you people know, I’m on a diet. I think I’m down 82 pounds. And Brian comes in this morning and says, ‘You know, you’re withering away to nothing. I got you a bacon and cheese and egg bagel.’ I’m going to lose 20 more pounds or so, and they’re offering me cheese and bacon!”
“I can’t believe they’re letting him still say this. This Post Office analogy is something that, after the first time Obama uttered this, there should have been an emergency meeting in Axelrod’s office. They should’ve bent Obama over their knee and spanked him.”
“I predicted pretty much every bit of this: Any criticism of Obama, no matter what, is going to be called racist. You know what? I’m going to hit back. I’m not putting up with this anymore.”
“The bottom line is they don’t think Sarah Palin is an idiot. They’re scared to death of her. She’s the only candidate that’s fired up the Republican base at all, and so they’re doing everything they can to discredit and ruin her.”
“This is not time to cool down, and it’s not the time to get giddy; this is something that’s going to be for the rest of your life. We’re going to be fighting these people as long as they are in charge.”
