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Monday Quotes: Last Man Standing

by Rush Limbaugh - May 19,2011

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“When Obama famously said, ‘Words, just words,’ did you realize he was giving us a preview of his presidential game plan?”

“Remember when the Obama team investigated itself over Blago? I’m in the middle of a New York state tax audit, and Ithink I’m going to tell the state, ‘You know, we’ve investigated ourselves, and we’ve found that I pay more than I actually owe just to keep you people off my back.’ Think that willfly?”

“This new format of presenting best actor, best actress, supporting actor, supporting actress… They had these five actors come out there, and each one addressed one of the nominees. It was sick! There was so little humility.”

“When did my ‘success spiral’ begin? My success spiral began, I’d have to say, in 1984 when I moved to Sacramento, and the last thing in hell I want to do is get out of it!”

“How in the world — after rolling up the largest deficit in the history of deficits, with some of the most irresponsible pork barrel spending that nobody is going to be able to keep track of — do you go out and then do a ‘fiscal responsibility summit’?”

“The Cape Girardeau Regional Airport — where I fly into when I go visit family — is going to receive $1.6 million on pavement maintenance from the Porkulus bill. I have a mind to call whoever in the county and say, ‘Don’t take it! I’ll give you $800,000 for it!'”

“You’re going to have Obama as president for at least four years, and there’s something that you have to understand to avoid going nuts (like I almost did): don’t believe a word he says.”

“Obama’s words are not intended to be believed, and I’m not calling him a liar — this is a very important distinction. I’m saying that he uses words as a painter uses colors: to establish a mood, to trigger an emotion.”

“Obama’s rhetoric is female-based. The best analogy I can give you is like when Obama says, ‘No, Michelle, that dress does not make you look like a sausage.’ He just means he knows that she wants to hear that it doesn’t make her look like a sausage, even if it does. That’s all he’s doing: telling us what he thinks we want to hear.”

“You know, ‘Sissy’ is one of my all-time top ten favorite female names.”