“To hell with just throwing Larry Craig under the bus! The Democrats are throwing the whole country under the bus! This naked, irrational, desperate move for power at all costs is just as unseemly as anything I can recall in politics.”
“Remember saccharin? ‘Ooh, it causes cancer! Get it off the market!’ That movement destroyed Tab — which deserved to be destroyed because that stuff was horrible.”
“At my first Super Bowl in person they said on the PA system that there was going to be a flyover of Navy jets. Then those jets flew over… I stood up and started pounding my buddy or the shoulder: ‘Damn it, Ed! How in the world can you be a Democrat after seeing that?'”
“Kathleen Willey says the manuscript for her book to be published in November has been stolen. As I’ve said countless times, where the Clintons are involved, there is no coincidence.”
“You liberal Seahawk fans need to get lives. Do you know how many NFL players I know love Democrats? It hasn’t destroyed my love for the game! I knew there was a reason your team lost to the Steelers in the Super Bowl.”
“President Bush said that he has accepted an invitation from president Hu Jintao to attend the 2008 summer Olympics in Beijing. Maybe while he’s there he can get Hu to help him find Norman Hsu.”
“As you know, I’m a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize, and the winner of the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize will be announced in Oslo on October 12th. It is showdown time, ladies and gentlemen.”
“The president was in Anbar, which the Democrats said six months ago was proof we lost the war. I’m telling you, folks: if any of you ever vote for the Democrats with national security on the table, you deserve whatever lack of protection you get.”
“These liberals are becoming more and more incomprehensible. It’s not enough just to laugh at them now; something more is required…. like deportation or something.”
