“I firmly believe that, with government programs and policies, liberals have destroyed elements of the black family, which prevents many blacks in this country from achieving the American dream — and it breaks my heart.”
“The Lives of Others got an ‘R’ rating, but it’s not a sex movie. The nudity isn’t even necessary; I think it’s just in there for the arty, croissant crowd.”
“One of the biggest problems good-looking babes have is they never develop their brains because they don’t have to. Right, Mr. Snerdley? You have firsthand experience with this.”
“I love this country and I want everybody in it to be educated so they have the opportunity to access life in America — because it’s better here than it’s ever been anywhere else.”
“If you want to call here and deny to me that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is getting his talking points by listening to these Democrats, you do it. I want to talk to you.”
“Mr. Snerdley, members of our audience are not happy with you today: ‘Dear Rush, Isn’t there an intelligent person calling in today? Dear Rush, I can’t stand it anymore. Please stop, my tummy hurts.'”
“Try this headline, folks: ‘Burlesque is Back, and it’s Intellectual and Political.’ And it’s still a bunch of dirty old men showing up to watch it.”
“An Ivy Leaguer’s tie has to be out of proportion and weird-looking. It’s a studied attempt to look unkempt, like you’re so intellectually busy you haven’t time for such trivia as your appearance.”
“I remain stunned that people in this audience still have the courage to disagree with me, because you know at the end of the day I’m going to be right.”