RUSH: This is Ann Curry talking to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in an official exclusive interview.
CURRY: Did you steal this election, sir?
AHMADINEJAD: I don’t know what you mean by that.
CURRY: Did you create conditions so that you would win no matter the vote?
AHMADINEJAD: It’s very clear whoever becomes a candidate will start a campaign and will do his utmost to win. I think we should be courageous enough to accept the vote of the people. It’s more courageous than participating in the vote itself.
RUSH: This is unbelievable! Did you steal the election, sir? Sure thing, yep, I did, you know, you’re the first person to ask me that. I stole the election. Here, let me tell you how I did it. Let me show you the ballots that I screwed with. And Ahmadinejad says, ‘I don’t know what you mean by that.’ So Ann Curry actually rephrases the question! ‘Did you create conditions so that you would win no matter the vote?’ Yeah, we stacked the deck out there. We made sure that my opponent wasn’t gonna get anywhere in this. We had as many fake ballots as we needed. I can take you in the back room and show you. What in the world? Next question: Are you really making a nuclear bomb to kill Jews? Yes! In fact, we’ve got five bombs. I’m going to take you to our nuclear processor plant here where we’ve got the materials, just came in from Kim Il-sung or Kim Jong-il, whatever, from North Korea. Yeah, let me take you to this site here where we’re building our nuclear bomb.
Are you really going to use the bomb to kill Jews? Well, why else would we build a bomb? Of course we’re going to use the bomb to kill Jews. My staff is panicking because, ‘Rush, do you realize what Mark Potok at the Southern Poverty Law Center could do with what you just said?’ That’s the Tweak of the Day. That’s the media Tweak of the Day. All right, we do this, it’s a new feature, the media Tweak of the Day, knowing full well how they’re going to take something, distort it out of context and that was it.