The Mess-I-ah Speech

RUSH: Now, this bite from the Obama speech last night. It’s a montage of The Messiah talking about himself. This runs a minute 17 seconds. None of these I’s — I, I, I — is repeated.

OBAMA: I accept your nomination. I thank you. I am grateful… I love you. I am so proud… I stood before… That’s why I stand here……… Tonight I say… I don’t know about you… I’m not ready… I quote… Americans I know… I don’t believe… I just think… I am standing here… I see… I think… I listen… I remember… I stood… I hear… I think… I could… I know… I don’t know… I intend to… I am… I will stop… I will… I will… I will… I will… As president I will… I’ll help… I’ll make… I’ll invest… Michelle and I… I’ll recruit… I will… I want… I have laid out… I’ll pay… I will… I’m ready… I stood up… I argued… I will never hesitate… I will only… I will end… I will rebuild… I will… I will… I will… I will… I will… I look forward… I will not… I love… I know… But I don’t know… I know… I get it… I realize that I… I — I — I — I believe… I’ve seen it… I’ve lived it… I’ve seen it… I’ve seen it… I’ve seen it… I make… I got news for you… This election has never been about me. It’s about you!

RUSH: (laughing) Oh, this is going to be fun.