Human Species Splits: Conservo Erectus vs. Liberal Stupidius

RUSH: Did you see this headline? ‘Human Race Will ‘Split Into Two Different Species.” Get this. This is from the UK, the Daily Mail, and, again, this story illustrates my ability as a forward thinker and visionary. ‘The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. One hundred thousand years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed. The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000. These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years. ‘Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates.’ … Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report…’ it’s what it says here. (laughing)

Did you see Dawn’s eyes? Folks, I wish — (laughing) — I wish we had a camera — (laughing) Dawn, how about cryogenics? Are you open to this now, freeze yourself to 3000 — (laughing) ‘Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts.’ Dawn, I think I’ll cryogenically freeze myself right behind you. Pert breasts, large eyes, smooth, hairless skin, and glossy hair. ‘Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone. Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like.’ And then, of course, we haven’t even gotten to the ugly and what’s going to happen to these goblin-like creatures, the ugly; but they’re going to be shunned. The elites will be the beautiful people and the ugly will be shunned.

The thing that this scientist misses, humans have already split into two species, liberal stupidius and conservo erectus. Now, I can tell you this, and I am not even a scientist. Members of the liberal stupidius subspecies are typically arrogant; they are mentally challenged; frequently suffer from illusions of grandeur. They try to get other species to do everything for them, through deception, they take that which does not belong to them in order to try to get others to like them by giving away some of what was taken, because members of this species are usually not self-sufficient. This is the liberal stupidius species that’s already evolved. Their continuing survival depends upon a host species, usually a member of conservato erectus. The typical conservato erectus — that’s us, folks — highly intelligent, very industrious. Unlike liberal stupidius this species finds cooperative ways to include members of its own and even other species in productive activities which help all individuals to evolve in positive ways. Unfortunately, though, conservato erectus is often too busy being productive to notice that liberal stupidius is constantly devising new ways to fool conservato erectus into giving up some of what he has produced. Still remains to be seen which of these two will become the dominate species. But I can tell you that the conservato erectus species is the good-looking bunch, just look at feminists — and the liberal stupidius bunch is the ugly goblin-like. This scientist says it’s not going to happen for a hundred thousand years, but, folks, we are living it now.