RUSH: Jeff in Solon, Ohio. Welcome, sir.
CALLER: Mega dittos from a Rush baby, sir.
RUSH: Thank you, sir.
CALLER: It’s an honor to talk to a great father figure.
RUSH: Well. Thank you. Thanks very much. I appreciate that.
CALLER: I have a question for you about Allen Brothers.
RUSH: Yes.
CALLER: I want to get an Allen Brothers hot dogs, but my mother is threatening to disown me to spend that much money on something she doesn’t think I might not even like.
RUSH: You like hot dogs in general?
CALLER: I do. I’ve never been a big fan of the beef hot dogs that they serve at ballparks, but I’ve always loved to support your sponsors. I got my Select Comfort bed — and many of your sponsors — and I’ve never been disappointed.
RUSH: Well, you won’t be in Allen Brothers, either. The more interesting thing here is your mother. What is your mother’s basic complaint about this?
CALLER: Well, she thinks it’s a lot of money to spend for hot dogs because she doesn’t know if I’m going to like ’em.
CALLER: I’ve never been disappointed with one of your sponsors, so I think it’s ridiculous, but not being one to have my mother mad at me.
CALLER: Yes, of course. Nobody wants that. Well, you mentioned big hot dogs. You can get these in two sizes. You can get the jumbo mamma jammas, and you can get the normal, standard hot dog size.
CALLER: Right.
RUSH: You know that. You’ve been on the website? You’ve checked it out?
CALLER: Oh, yeah. I’m looking at it right now.
RUSH: All right. Well, if you’re not really crazy about hot dogs, they sell all kinds of stuff. Do you like steak?
CALLER: Oh, yeah!