“I’ll tell you, Bill Richardson is on fire out there endorsing Obama. But the question that I have, ladies and gentlemen, is this: Would Obama’s grandmother cross the street if she saw Bill Richardson walking on the other side?”
“When you have idiots like the haughty John Kerry — who served in Vietnam — out campaigning for you, you’re rolling the dice.”
“A lot of young people look at seasoned citizens and say: ‘I don’t want to hang around grandma — it’s not cool.’ But, boy, you have to listen to people who have been alive a long time.”
“I can’t say with confidence the nominee’s going to be Obama, but I am wise enough to know this: neither Obama nor Hillary is running on the truth. Mrs. Clinton is not experienced, and Mr. Obama is not a man who can unite us.”
“I’m against unity. Well, look — I’m all for unity if we cream those guys and they accept our view of things.”
“Here are the taglines for their commercials the Democrats could use. Clinton: ‘I will not take “no” for an answer.’ Obama: ‘Don’t watch what I do, watch what I say.'”
“Social Security is far, far and away beyond what it was ever intended to be. Well, I take that back. I think FDR knew exactly what he wanted and he got it: something that gets Democrats elected every four years as often as possible.”
“Thank you so much for the flag, Mr. Wiese. I shall treasure it and honor it and protect it for as long as — well, for the rest of my life.”
