“Obama promised us that he was going to change the way Washington works. Well, what’s he waiting for? Because he hasn’t changed a damn thing.”
“Obama is worse than a broken record. He’s a broken teleprompter: raise taxes, raise taxes, raise taxes.”
“This country has a spending problem. It has a big spending problem. We do not have a tax problem in the sense of not enough taxes. We do not have a revenue problem. Obama keeps calling it revenue. We have a spending problem, pure and simple.”
“We do not need to raise the debt ceiling. There is no crisis. There is no Armageddon. This is stimulus and TARP all over again. This is the same lie repeated over and over again, the same attempt to make you think your country is coming to a screeching halt and is ending unless the debt ceiling is raised.”
“Our nation is on the brink and we need to save it, but it’s not by raising the debt ceiling; it’s by getting rid of Obama. It’s by getting rid of the Democrat Party everywhere, anywhere it can be done.”
“Shortly after this press conference the media’s gonna go out there and find some person whose life will effectively be over if the debt ceiling isn’t raised. The endless parade of victims that the Democrats are famous for, it’s already in the works, I guarantee you. This huge list of horribles.”
“It’s Obama and the Democrats who refuse to take the steps necessary to revive this nation’s economy, to create an atmosphere and circumstance for job creation. It is up to them, and they will not take the steps.”
“Hugo Chavez is in Cuba for medical treatment! They say it’s a pelvic abscess. You know what that sounds like. It sounds like one of his girlfriends got a little overexcited. Well, what the hell is a pelvic abscess? Dawn knows what I mean because she’s laughing in there.”
“Obama cannot run for reelection on this record. He cannot do it.”
“We Americans are not perfect, but one thing we did that we will pay for for decades to come and our children and grandchildren will pay for is the election of a man to the presidency who is historic in the sense of his ignorance and his contempt for the American system. That’s what’s historic about Barack Obama. Not the color of his skin. We blew it big time in 2008. And we are going to pay for it for decades.”
“There is no problem we can’t solve in this country if we remove Obama from office the next election, remove his party; there’s nothing we can’t do.”
“Is there any doubt in your mind whatsoever that a conservative president would know what to do and with a conservative Congress could get it done?”
“As long as Obama’s in the Oval Office, on the golf course, or in some diner eating greasy hamburgers or in charge of the executive branch, as long as his party controls any part of Congress, this nation cannot recover. We do not have a chance.”
“You have to embrace the platitudes and the constant lines of a president who five years ago was considered a joke by his colleagues in the Illinois state Senate. He was considered a joke, Mr. ‘Vote Present.’ A few years before that he was a community organizer in Chicago. He was a nothing. He is the least qualified man in any room he enters.”
“Does anybody actually believe the guy who did more to destroy this economy and grow the government is bringing a balanced approach to governing? It’s like asking the burglar to give interior design tips on the house he just burgled. We don’t need nor do we want interior design tips from Obama.”
“If you want to have some sort of a public display to illustrate what’s gone wrong, have a one-man parade with Barack Obama in any Main Street in this country.”
“Obama is a parasite. He’s like all liberals, they’re parasites.”
“Hey, look what’s back, folks? The Dittocam. All is good in the world. People are happier the Dittocam is back than they are I’m back.”
“Whatever happened to ‘yes, we can’?”
“If we don’t raise these corporate jet taxes some poor kid is not gonna get a scholarship and the National Weather Service might get cut, and we might not fund critical medical research. He’s playing the card here, folks, class envy 101, class warfare 101.”
“We should have already rebuilt our transportation infrastructure, the best bridges, the best airports, fixed all these roads and schools. That’s what the Porkulus was for, but we know now that it wasn’t. That was just a slush fund, pure and simple.”
“Obama did not pay any attention to the generals on Afghanistan. Is anybody surprised by that?”
“We’re going to hear about little old ladies. We’re going to hear about some poor longhaired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking kid who can’t get a scholarship. We’re going to hear about a poor private in the military. We’re going to hear about a Down syndrome child or a cancer patient going without what they need to survive, all because we won’t raise the debt limit. Why do we even have a debt limit? It doesn’t exist.”
“Barack Hussein Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm, who has destroyed the American private sector, who has destroyed the job creation engine of this country, now comes along today as a savior. He is the man who’s finally going to save it, as though he’s not worked a day since 2008. This is his first day on the job.”
“Have you ever seen a more detached, irresponsible president who issues his demands, expects everybody else to clean up his mess, and then at the 11th hour comes in as some kind of conquering king?”
“George W. Bush claimed he could work with Democrats, but that was when he was governor of Texas. Republican primary voters do not want to work with Democrats; they want to beat them.”
“Even if Obama knew the damage he was doing, he wouldn’t care. And that’s really the problem.”
“Radio is one of the greatest things that ever happened. It’s why God invented it, and me.”